Holiday Travel Complaints to TSA
This article gives the insights that some travelers have written on customer complaint forms to the TSA (Transportation Security Administration), including my favorites:
"If you have an artificial leg, be prepared for it to be X-rayed separately."
and
"She basically rubbed me down and cupped my breasts like a $2 hooker,"
The lady whose breasts were searched asked the security guards if it was good for them. What comeback would you suggest for the crip with the artificial leg?
"I hope you don't expect me to count that against my carry on limit!"
Posted by: rainypete | November 30, 2005 at 11:04 AM
"Keep your gamma rays off my gams!"
Posted by: The Angry Gimp | November 28, 2005 at 10:59 PM
Nice one AG!
O.k., how 'bout, "take this leg and shove it, I aint flyin' here no more"...
Posted by: Gimpy Mumpy | November 27, 2005 at 07:09 PM
"You're pulling my leg!"
Posted by: The Angry Gimp | November 27, 2005 at 07:02 PM