C.M.A.S.

Have you ever wished you could gauge the mood of your fellow crip on the street?  Ever wished that your crip friend or co-worker had a warning alert meter that was easy to understand?
Problem solved.  Mumpy has developed the C.M.A.S.: Crip Mood Advisory System.  The C.M.A.S. is a color coded system similar to the Homeland Security Advisory System.  This system is easy to use.  Green means go, ask your inane questions see if I care!  Yellow means be prepared to a grimace and possible explitives.  Orange means you are in for a verbal assault and a possible caning, so beware.  Code Red is your tip to run for the hills.

Warning: if code red is reached there is no turning back.  CWD: Crip World Domination has been set into action and all able-bodieds, especially health service employees, should be on the look out for angry crips armed with TENS shock devices, a-frames, motorized chairs and scooters, and pinching reachers.

Comments

[Katie Fraser]

Yay! Crip World Domination has nearly arrived! Cool!

I hope we all get noticed for it!

I propose we have strategy meetings.
Though am wondering if it's real?

[Timmargh]

Hahahahaha!

Nice one, Gimpy.

:^D