C.M.A.S. Alert: Code Red

C.M.A.S. the Crip Mood Advisory System was put in place some time ago by Gimpy Mumpy as a color coded sytem for gauging the mood of your fellow crip.  Never did she think that her anger would go beyond the C.M.A.S. scale.  Beware she has now reached Code Mega Red. 
Be afraid.  Be very very afraid.
Then:
Have you ever wished you could gauge the mood of your fellow crip on the street?  Ever wished that your crip friend or co-worker had a warning alert meter that was easy to understand?
Problem solved.  Mumpy has developed the C.M.A.S.: Crip Mood Advisory System.  The C.M.A.S. is a color coded system similar to the Homeland Security Advisory System.  This system is easy to use.  Green means go, ask your inane questions see if I care!  Yellow means be prepared to a grimace and possible explitives.  Orange means you are in for a verbal assault and a possible caning, so beware.  Code Red is your tip to run for the hills.

Warning: if code red is reached there is no turning back.  CWD: Crip World Domination has been set into action and all able-bodieds, especially health service employees, should be on the look out for angry crips armed with TENS shock devices, a-frames, motorized chairs and scooters, and pinching reachers.

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Comments

[marmiteboy]

I was asked by a fellow crip recently "what's wrong with you". Lucky for him it was a green day, or he would have been toast!!

[The Angry Gimp]

An idiot in the elevator asked me yesterday, "What happened to you?". Lucky for him I was in the green that day. Nice system!

[Gimpy Mumpy]

Thanks Katie for helping me laugh a bit :)

I just get so angry when the doctors that are supposed to be helping aren't and when I find out that they never looked at test results that they ordered, and told me were fine, months ago. Now they say they never examined them, all thought the others did.....what the heck were they being payed for?? So now no one knows if my spine is fused or just hanging about waiting to fall apart and cause more pain and damage!
Oops, sorry didn't mean to rant. Must calm down!

[Katie Fraser]

OOPS! I'll be careful with what I say or I'll upset you!

"Calm Down Dear, It's just a simple mistake"

Sorry for the quote Mumpy, it's off a highly embarrassing commercial we have here in England with a certain Michael Winner who is a restaurant critic and TV personality!

[Gimpy Mumpy]

Info on why Mumpy is so effing upset to follow. Waiting for some of this steam to blow off first. (probably a good idea). This Does have to do with The Pain Doc arse and with his staff and with Doctor "No Personality" whom she saw last spring and with the infamous "Failed Back Surgery" Surgeon. It's a freakin' Trifecta of Fools. Grrrr....must calm down, sorry. Ugh!