Several Australian beaches are closed today due to a "massive feeding frenzy involving more than 100 sharks." Although some surfers are reported to be ignoring the warnings, Mumpy's recommendation would be:
Don't drink go in the water,
Don't drink go in the water,
Blood in the water,
Don't drink go in the water.
lyrics via Dave Matthews Band
Don't say Mumpy didn't warn you!
Man wades into 1 foot of water and is bit by frenzied shark:
http://www.wftv.com/news/7003166/detail.html
Posted by: Gimpy Mumpy | February 13, 2006 at 11:51 AM