Gimpy Mumpy

Needled

Happy Valentine's Day

Almost Naked

Almost Naked Animals is a site of cartoon animals in their underpants.  Really! 
Here I've been feeling a bit self conscious of my gimpy bod in the locker room! (Well, I was a bit uncomfortable using the Men's changing room today but when you gotta change you gotta change. Right?) 
This site was just what I needed to cheer me up.

The Order of the Stick

While most other folks are finalizing last minute Super Bowl party preparations this little gimpy gamer has been laying in her chair and basking in her loserdom. 
With mobility at a minimum the past few days (due to pool therapy kicking my ass) I've been taking the opportunity to log in over 10 hours of game-play on my PS2 and have launched an all day long click-a-thon viewing all 276 installments of The Order of the Stick webcomic.  Miss Mumpy would love to join their adventuring party.  I wonder if they need anyone with high charisma and very low dexterity.  Perhaps I could be a warrior monk.  I do have a lovely walking stick and am a black belt in Cane-Fu.  Oh yah.  The negative dexterity thing.  Shucks.
If you're an old-school pen & paper role-playing gamer, or have friends or family who are, then head on over and check out the comic.  You won't be disappointed.

February

*Cartoon as featured in the CWD Wall Calendar.

It's January!

It's January!  Time for snow filled fun and time for the January cartoon from the CWD 2006 Wall Calendar. 
Santa forget to bring you one for Christmas?  There are more still available over at the Gimpy Mumpy Shop and the  CWD: Crip World Domination Store so get your own calendar and count down to Crip World Domination!

Happy Gimpy New Year!

Misfit Christmas

Stumbled across this brilliant cartoon spoof and just had to share. 

**(Appears to be signed by "B. Thomas," if anyone knows of more information about the artist please let me know so I can give him/her full credit.)

Have a Gimpy Mumpy Christmas!

Have a Gimpy Mumpy Christmas,
It's the worst time of the year,
The streets are full of ice and snow,
I can't wait for the New Year.
Have a Gimpy Mumpy Christmas,
And when you limp down the street,
You have to watch the ground you know,
Or you will lose our feet.
Oh, no, my achy toes,
Down where I can't reach,
I need a heating pad,
Wrapped right around each.
Have a Gimpy Mumpy Christmas,
And in case you didn't hear,
Oh by golly, have a Gimpy Mumpy Christmas,
This year!

Santa Crip

Wow, it's December already!  Time for the December cartoon from the CWD 2006 Wall Calendar.